So in breaking news.....

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE POLITICAL SECTOR: Rick Santorum has dropped out of the republican race to become the next candidate for the Republican Party. So what does this mean for the average American? Well, it narrows the ballot to essentially Mitt Romney. The other candidates don't have enough steam to make a decent run at the race. Here is a funny Colbert report recap to brighten your political nonsensical day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2--csmYNA&sns=em